What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

What do you typically do while on meth?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Are vampires real?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

I am glad you enjoyed my pictures. Do you have any photos to share?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is it like to use a Fleshlight?